What Would Be the Title of Your Memoir?

I like love love memoir — Blackout, Stunning Nation, In Love — and the opposite day I began questioning what mine could be referred to as…

My first thought was Omg It’s Loud in Right here: A Misophonic Life. (Alternate titles: What’s With All of the Yell-Sneezing; Quiet Down Please Boys; Is That Particular person Severely Clipping Their Nails on the Flight)

One other concept: Wish to Hear One thing Loopy? 18 Gossipy Tales You Can’t Inform Anybody. (I considered this one after I stumbled upon three separate movies of myself telling Alex to show off his telephone so I may share one thing juicy.)

And a 3rd could be the sentence my mother says after any gathering, get together, journey, outing or exercise: Effectively, That Was Enjoyable!

Total, I suppose I simply love memoir titles. For instance, these are stunning:
The 12 months of Magical Considering
Know My Title
Starvation
Born a Crime
When Breath Turns into Air xoxo

And these make me snicker:
You’ll Develop Out of It
Is Everybody Hanging Out With out Me?
Please Don’t Sit on My Mattress in Your Outdoors Garments
So Assist Me Gosh
I Really feel Dangerous About My Neck

So! On this winter afternoon, inform me: What could be the title of your memoir? Or for this chapter in your life?

P.S. What parenting is admittedly like, and two stunning memoirs.